I Saw This On Ebay And Wanted To Share W/friends.

[jdmidwest]

I saw this on Ebay in a general search for "Ozarks Book" and just thought I would post it here. Interesting piece of property, excellent sales pitch. I was wondering if anyone knows the realtor???? Honest to God, no BS, real item for sale on Ebay.

Lake-of-the-Ozarks-for-survival-of-the-coming-of-Obama Home For Sale

You are bidding on the down payment in excess of $139,900.

Survive OBama's and the Democratic stance on NOT drilling here, NOT drilling now, NOT saving the American Dollar.

The Democrats are now united in slowing the economy and reducing your chances for accumulating real wealth!

You are now down sizing your SUV, next is your house!

You can actually live in a NEW 1700 sq ft home on 4 wooded acres for under $160 a month.

That's right! property tax=$50/month, utilities=$60/month, homeowners insurance=$50/month. That makes your total expense $160/month.

What is it costing you now to live in your current home? How much disposable income do you currently have left after living in your life's biggest investment? The economy is getting worse. County taxes, utilities, living expenses are going up in those big cities supportive of OBama's tax plan and poor energy plan. In OBama's district alone (Chicago, Illinois) a home with this type of land and size would have real estate taxes of over $10,000 a year, utilities over $4500 a year! Sqeezing out the middle class lifestyle. (Incomes rising for the wealthy). Will you be able to afford your current home in the future? OBama's motto: Now is the time for change. (Only the elitist to prosper ! Everyone else - conserve and limit your growth.)

You can purchase this home for only $139,900. Or $68,000 if you are age 62 with our reverse mortgage program insured through FHA (Investment is less with older ages). Or you can purchase this home with a second mortgage on your current property. It is important that you own at least one home free and clear with no committed mortgage monthly payment, if you can.

What makes this house so special?

It's 1700 sq ft site-built by local Menonites on 4 wooded acres. (Not Modular) Has it's own well and septic. (No utility bills). It is heated and cooled with a heat pump. Very low energy costs, All electric with no gas or fuel oil bills. Home can be converted to be energy self sufficient with solar or wind power. The home is located in Lake of the Ozarks Missouri, where politicians aren't as corrupt - yet. Even our gasoline prices are the lowest in the country. Currently $3.35/gallon. And it is pure gas-not an ethanol blend that decreases your gas mileage. You can hunt for deer and wild turkey on your own property, or fish with the lake access nearby. You will not go hungry! Be ready for the OBama administration. Buy Now - While you can, before you have nothing left!

For more information and a list of included options go to www.HomeAndLoan.biz

Or call George at 573-374-4567

*Transaction must be completed with a legal Missouri real estate contract before any money is transacted. Signed contract will take presentence over any bidding. Checks will be made payable to a licensed and insured title insurance company. Supply phone number or other contact information to complete transaction*

[bclift65706]

also has free shipping

[jjtroutbum]

You would think that if they wanted to actually sell this place they would ad more pictures or maybe a Google earth link.