Fly Fishing Dangers Revealed

[Buckshotdad1960]

Maybe it lost something in translation because you typed it, instead of telling it in person? Either way you better keep your day job.

SIO3

Yeah you’re probably right! If you have to explain it then it’s not funny! See, I think fly fishing is a disease so when I see the woman flailing her arm casting I think it’s a sign of the disease and that she needs help. See, I cast one time and my bait is in the water, a fly fisherman casts 3,4,5,6 times before his fly is in the water. When I jump in the water and pop up by her I scare her because she’s a woman and she thinks I’m there to hurt her so when she starts screaming for help, I think she’s asking me for help. I try to pull her out of the water to shore but she fights me all the way. I think she’s lost control of her body and the ability to get her self out of the water and would probably drown if not for my help. See really she’s fine and I’m the one confused. On shore she fights for her life and kicks me in the nuts but I think she has restless leg syndrome. LOL Like on the commercial….restless leg syndrome LOL….restless….leg….rest…le…Do you watch TV? AAAHHH never mind! I guess you just had to be there!....Ok, where do I work?

[eric1978]

Tis kinda ironic given his signature.......

I didn't want to be the one who said it.

[Buckshotdad1960]

I didn't want to be the one who said it.

Beelzebub is that you? LOL Isn’t there a fish fry at the Catholic Church tonight where you can help someone choke on a bone or something? LOL

[Buckshotdad1960]

Tis kinda ironic given his signature.......

What's that mean anyway. Explain it so we all can have a laugh.

[Zack Hoyt]

What's that mean anyway. Explain it so we all can have a laugh.

No need.......wasn't funny anyway. Carry on.

[eric1978]

What's that mean anyway. Explain it so we all can have a laugh.

irony-an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.

That's all the help I can give. I've got a meeting with an old lady and a fishbone I'm late for.

[Buckshotdad1960]

irony-an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.

That's all the help I can give. I've got a meeting with an old lady and a fishbone I'm late for.

There’s not going to be a test on this is there? I forgot my pencil! LOL

[ozark trout fisher]

There’s not going to be a test on this is there? I forgot my pencil! LOL

These threads always confuse me..... But they make me laugh, so it's all good.. Though I never really understand any of your posts :lol:

[FishinCricket]

These threads always confuse me..... But they make me laugh, so it's all good.. Though I never really understand any of your posts :lol:

THEN YOU ARE OVER THINKING IT......

[Buckshotdad1960]

These threads always confuse me..... But they make me laugh, so it's all good.. Though I never really understand any of your posts :lol:

LOL Yeah cricket is right OTF, I’m not smart enough for my posts to deserve to deep of thought! My posts are simple and usually have no point! LOL They are just the ramblings of an old (starts to cry) man with hands so crippled up from the rumatisum that I can’t even type! (sobs harder) Lucky for me my nose is long and pointed like a bird’s beak so I can peck out a thought or two like a wood pecker! LOL Unlike your threads where you actually have to calculate things! I had the Chinese and Japanese with calculators both working on that trout per feet in a mile thing and we never did figure it out! LOL We couldn’t even figure out what was making these fish so MEAN. LOL I say we just push Fishingcricket in and see what happens! LOL Maybe he can count them while he’s down there? LOL Notice I always have to put LOL after what I write when I’m joking? That’s so no one gets mad at what I say. I can’t count on them to just know I’m joking. So since you obviously graduated the 6th grade and can add but don’t know when you’re getting ripped off. LOL Here is the equation of my posts. 80% joking, 20% serious and 17% is just a flat out lie! LOL Now you know.