Buckshotdad1960 Posted November 1, 2009 Author Posted November 1, 2009 "Ladies And Gentlemen" Ladies and gentlemen please Would you bring your attention to me? For a feast for your eyes to see An explosion of catastrophe Like nothing you've ever seen before Watch closely as I open this door Your jaws will be on the floor After this you'll be begging for more Welcome to the show Please come inside Ladies and gentlemen Boom Do you want it? Boom Do you need it? Boom Let me hear it Ladies and gentlemen Boom Do you want it? Boom Do you need it? Boom Let me hear it Ladies and gentlemen Ladies and gentlemen good evening You've seen that seeing is believing Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding Please check to see if you're still breathing Hold tight cause the show it not over If you will please move in closer Your about to be bowled over By the wonders you're about to behold here Welcome to the show Please come inside Ladies and gentlemen Boom Do you want it? Boom Do you need it? Boom Let me hear it Ladies and gentlemen Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers! Tell one bad one and no one forgets!
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