Men's Help Line

[BigMinnow]

Letter to the Men's Helpline:

Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it ?

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Letter to the Men's Helpline:

Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it ?

LMAO

[Trout Commander]

[eric1978]

That's gold LOL!

[T-RockJaws]

That is classic, I needed a good laugh!!!

[Bird Watcher]

I've seen it before, but it's definitely funny. How about this one?

His and Her's diaries,

Her Diary:

Tonight, I

thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice

restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought

he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet

so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong;

He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he

wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and

kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't

say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him

completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there

quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with

silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.

About 15 minutes later,

he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But

I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He

fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his

thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Boat wouldn't start today. Can't figure it out, but at

least I got laid.

[EddieRay]

Great jokes. Thanks.