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Thanks, podum... I'll look forward to your report. To FishinCricket... Come to think of it, the way ttwoods describes it doesn't sound too bad. In between casts you may hear me yelling, "Show me your ti...! Uh, sorry honey, just saying hello to the nice drunk college girls...

lol, nice....

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I must add I fished there last year on a Thursday and the traffic was still heavy.

The highlight of my trip was the 15 canoe group of church kids. Throwing rocks in our direction while I was fishing a mud bank for smallmouth.

I would have preferred drunk naked people at least they wouldn't have had the coordination to throw rocks.

Fishin Cricket told you the exact bait to use. Kudos to him for opening up like that a forum member.

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I took one of those water cannons from a kid who sprayed me point blank in the face with it while I was standing in my boat fishing... Ever since it has been my go to weapon/self defense tactic.. It's sprays water over 30 ft! Yanked it right outta his hands...

Shoulda seen the look on that kids face... lol he screamed to his mamma "Hey that asshole stole my watergun!!" to which his mamma swiftly replied "be glad he didn't crack ya over da head wit it, stupid!" and they floated on downstream... lol

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I took one of those water cannons from a kid who sprayed me point blank in the face with it while I was standing in my boat fishing... Ever since it has been my go to weapon/self defense tactic.. It's sprays water over 30 ft! Yanked it right outta his hands...

Shoulda seen the look on that kids face... lol he screamed to his mamma "Hey that asshole stole my watergun!!" to which his mamma swiftly replied "be glad he didn't crack ya over da head wit it, stupid!" and they floated on downstream... lol

Momma was always on my side till her eighth or ninth can of Busch..... :unsure: Think I could get my super squirter back at the annual spring float? I swear I've learned my lesson. :ouch...it-hurts:

I have spent most of my money on fly fishing and beer. The rest I just wasted.

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I'm a little worried about the potential crowds, and, hey I always thought church kids didn't cast stones (or at least the first ones). I'll stick to my motto that says a day on a crowded smallmouth stream beats any day at the office!

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Momma was always on my side till her eighth or ninth can of Busch..... :unsure: Think I could get my super squirter back at the annual spring float? I swear I've learned my lesson. :ouch...it-hurts:

Oh, you'll be gettin' the squirt gun, alright... ;)

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