stlfisher Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 What would they call you if you just replaced your wife's picture with a picture of Al Agnew? i am trout snob, becoming a smallmouth snob, bluegill snob, and pretty much a fishing snob.
Blazerman Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 2. If you think a smallmouth bass is the best looking fish that swims, (which it is) you might be a SMSOB. i was thinking I might want to say river smallmouth is the best looking but I haven't caught enough lake smallmouth to know if they look they same.
Greasy B Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 What would they call you if you just replaced your wife's picture with a picture of Al Agnew? i am trout snob, becoming a smallmouth snob, bluegill snob, and pretty much a fishing snob. They might call you weird, look at you funny and keep their distance. His father touches the Claw in spite of Kevin's warnings and breaks two legs just as a thunderstorm tears the house apart. Kevin runs away with the Claw. He becomes captain of the Greasy Bastard, a small ship carrying rubber goods between England and Burma. Michael Palin, Terry Jones, 1974
stlfisher Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 They might call you weird, look at you funny and keep their distance. lol. That might not be a bad thing on the water.
Al Agnew Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 3. You might be a smallmouth snob if you carry pictures of your personal best smallie in your wallet instead of pictures of the kids. (I don't have kids, but I used to carry the smallie pic.) 4. You might be a smallmouth snob if you think bronze is better than gold or silver, let alone green. 5. To further explore number 3...You might be a smallmouth snob if you carry around the picture of the 21 inch smallie and not the ten pound largemouth you also caught.
Blazerman Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 5. You might be a smallmouth snob if you think an Ozark smallmouth is pound for pound the hardest fighting freshwater fish that swims.
Members DaveMac Posted April 26, 2012 Members Posted April 26, 2012 You might be a SM-SNOB if the picture on your desk at work is the 19-in smallmouth you caught on Crooked Creek rather than the photo of your wife and kids.
Mitch f Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 7. If you refer to Chuck Tryons book as "the holy scriptures" you just might be a SMS "Honor is a man's gift to himself" Rob Roy McGregor
ozark trout fisher Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 5. You might be a smallmouth snob if you think an Ozark smallmouth is pound for pound the hardest fighting freshwater fish that swims. I thought that one was just a simple fact:)
Al Agnew Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 So I'm sitting in front of the TV out here in Montana, messing around on the internet and paying no attention to the TV until I happen to hear something about a fish study on the Yellowstone River below where the oil spill was last year. I look up just as they are showing biologists shocking up fish... And I get all excited, because THERE'S a SMALLMOUTH! That's being a smallmouth snob...didn't care about the brown trout that was also in the same net full of fish. It's only a two plus hour drive to the Yellowstone below Billings...I'm gonna have to bring all my smallie fishing gear out here.
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