"I lost my wife?!"

[Kansas Fly Fisher]

Hey! It's great to hear from you, I was wondering what might have happened. Sorry to hear about all the work, but think of all the $$$ you'll have for your new hobby.

John

[Bill Anderson]

Years ago I got lost in the the City of Memphis Hospital, wandering the halls for at least a half hour. A nurse noticed me and asked me if I needed some help. She asked me how long I had been lost and I told her I was 20 years old when I first came in...(I was in my mid 40s at the time).I thought the woman was going to faint....talk about the wild-eyed look I got... I can get pretty darned lost in a bulding like that, but at least I didn't lose my sense of humor. When the nurse stopped laughing, she pointed me in the right direction. But back to the above story...I bet that guy caught "both barrels" when his wife got him home. That's a hoot.

[jjtroutbum]

Welcome back!!!! Ya'all do know that thos Crappies can be caught with the flyrod also ?...j/k

[Phil Lilley]

I would think Mark Twain would be a good place for crappie- always thought it was a good lake for them.

[soggyfeet]

I have been reading this forum for a while and a member not very long but somehow i have missed this topic. This was the funnyest things I have read in a long time. Lseing the wife was scary Im sure but seeing eveyone chewing on there feet was the greatest espesially Zach

[davekeim]

I keep trying to lose my wife, but she keeps showing up! I need a new hiding place!

Signed,

Cardiac

[LostMyWife]

This is my 500th post on OAF. I thought it should be in the same place as my first.

Thanks guys

LMW

[LostMyWife]

500 posts makes me a long nose gar? Such a noble fish.

[Guest kevinkirk]

I lost my wife at branson landing. By the time I found her, she had done a lot of damage at Coldwater Creek. I thot that was a fishing store for a long time, hah. Then Victoria Secrets also took her money and I was hoping it would somehow be some woman named Victoria give out SECRET fishing spots down there. From the looks of the gear she got, i dont think she is going fishing anytime soon, tho. They forgot half the material and it does not look waterproof.

I am sure you can catch something in those outfits if nothing more than a head cold. Depends on what you are fishing for I guess. On to the White Black shop and I was hoping for leech patterns and sculpins but somehow they forgot those. Our picnic on the shores that she promised was EXPENSIVE too as we sat in comfy chairs overlooking Taney and our sack lunch came out of the kitchen in the cafe.

I must be doing something wrong. Didnt even get to Bass Pro this time. BUT, she is happy and when wife is happy, I am happy too.

kk

[LostMyWife]

I lost my wife at branson landing. By the time I found her, she had done a lot of damage at Coldwater Creek. I thot that was a fishing store for a long time, hah. Then Victoria Secrets also took her money and I was hoping it would somehow be some woman named Victoria give out SECRET fishing spots down there. From the looks of the gear she got, i dont think she is going fishing anytime soon, tho. They forgot half the material and it does not look waterproof.

I am sure you can catch something in those outfits if nothing more than a head cold. Depends on what you are fishing for I guess. On to the White Black shop and I was hoping for leech patterns and sculpins but somehow they forgot those. Our picnic on the shores that she promised was EXPENSIVE too as we sat in comfy chairs overlooking Taney and our sack lunch came out of the kitchen in the cafe.

I must be doing something wrong. Didnt even get to Bass Pro this time. BUT, she is happy and when wife is happy, I am happy too.

kk

The last time we were at "The Landing" the only place Robbie got to was Bass Pro. Almost $1000 later she left. I think I came out ahead on that one.