Pepe Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 I am so short I now need a ladder to pick up a dime This my last week of full time work. The company and I have a consulting deal but I can do most of that remotely. It is time to get some serious fishing in and I can spend a bit more time in the skunkworks too. I am so short, when I sneeze my head hits the floor. I am so short I now have to cuff my underwear. I am so short you can now see my feet on my drivers license. C'mon - hit us with what you got to go with: You so short.....
Champ188 Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 You're so short you can walk under a snake and not duck your head.
Members Chunk Rock Posted October 28, 2014 Members Posted October 28, 2014 You're so short, you use a dorito to handglide
Members NuB2TR Posted October 28, 2014 Members Posted October 28, 2014 You're so short, your shoes give you saddle sores.
Pour Dennis Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 You are so short, you need a ladder to climb a curb.
Greasy B Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 Your so short you need to look up to see down. His father touches the Claw in spite of Kevin's warnings and breaks two legs just as a thunderstorm tears the house apart. Kevin runs away with the Claw. He becomes captain of the Greasy Bastard, a small ship carrying rubber goods between England and Burma. Michael Palin, Terry Jones, 1974
Members line wetter Posted October 28, 2014 Members Posted October 28, 2014 Hey Danger Close, Got to say congrats on the retirement. I myself am retiring at the end of this year. You may say you are short but if like me you are actually feeling 10 feet tall and bullet proof. With retirement this near the sun is brighter every morning. Look out fishes, we're coming for you!
Members line wetter Posted October 28, 2014 Members Posted October 28, 2014 PS - I iwll take down all the short comments to post on my office window as the time gets nearer.
Members littlejasper Posted October 28, 2014 Members Posted October 28, 2014 You,re so short you can't tie your own shoes...
Fly_Guy Posted October 28, 2014 Posted October 28, 2014 You're so short a Hmong fisherman tossed you back.
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