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ahhh haaa haaa haaaa. i deserve that.

as a jobless (hard working), apathetic, soldier of fortune wanna be, i would be glad to come paint your house for you free of charge. :D

now, what do juxtapose, apathetic, soldier of fortune, and sophisticated mean?

Cute animals taste better.

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Dude! :lol::lol: Can I use that, please?

SilverMallard

"How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of - and which no other people on Earth enjoy."

Thomas Jefferson

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we seriously need that to be the forum motto, or at least put it somewhere where people will see it

Rob

WARNING!! Comments to be interpreted at own risk.

Time spent fishing is never wasted.

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Mallard - I think we should ALL use that disclaimer!

Randall - definitions? YOU are the college man. :mellow:

Kickin, you say -

Every court has a Jester........... do you have one of those funny looking hats.

I have several as a matter of fact - and when I am posting on the Ozarks forum I wear one that says "Git-R-Done" on it.

:)

JS

"We are living in the midst of a Creation that is mostly mysterious - that even when visible, is never fully imaginable".

-Wendell Berry-

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that's right, i'm a student, teach me. :lol:

Cute animals taste better.

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So, is it safe to assume that any more references to Timberwolves will be a basketball commentary??? :P

Shufflin' has been outlawed, yes or no???

Christmas wish list:

Randall needs a dictionary, with thesaurus, and a sense of humor

JS needs a good Ambrose Bierce/Mark Twain short story collection

Mallard needs a lecture on plagarism

Terry needs be to work on obscure quotes (Dan who?)

Dano needs to get out of the house

I need to go FISHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love me! I have a new jester hat...no, wait...that's my OAF hat! :D

(In case you missed it, this message is sent with a grain of salt, a spoonful of sugar, and a whole lot of silliness!)

I can bring home the trout...fry it up in a pan...and never let you forget I caught it! 'Cause I'm a woman!

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Now THAT's funny!

Born to Fish, Forced to Work

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hey... i have a sense of humor.

a horse walked into a bar and the bartender said, "why the long face?"

see, told you so.

Cute animals taste better.

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So, is it safe to assume that any more references to Timberwolves will be a basketball commentary??? :P

Shufflin' has been outlawed, yes or no???

Christmas wish list:

Randall needs a dictionary, with thesaurus, and a sense of humor

JS needs a good Ambrose Bierce/Mark Twain short story collection

Mallard needs a lecture on plagarism

Terry needs be to work on obscure quotes (Dan who?)

Dano needs to get out of the house

I need to go FISHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love me! I have a new jester hat...no, wait...that's my OAF hat! :D

(In case you missed it, this message is sent with a grain of salt, a spoonful of sugar, and a whole lot of silliness!)

Hey! Didn't you read where I asked for permission to borrow that disclaimer and he said he thought we ALL should use it? Now, if he were of the historical-literary stature of Thomas Jefferson I MIGHT cite him in a signature tag. But let's face it, nobody really knows who jscheetz is except on this board. And we all already know he wrote it. ;)

SilverMallard

"How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of - and which no other people on Earth enjoy."

Thomas Jefferson

(This disclaimer is to state that any posts of a questionable nature are to be interpreted by the reader at their own peril. The writer of this post in no way supports the claims made in this post, or takes resposibility for their interpretations or uses. It is at the discretion of the reader to wrestle through issues of sarcasm, condescension, snobbery, lunacy, left and or right wing conspiracies, lying, cheating, wisdom, enlightenment, or any form of subterfuge contained herein.)

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None of the above. I'll bet they're dead in a few days. Smashed on the highway or shot.

Mallard, you were right,

I just heard on the news that the male was shot and killed by a rancher last week protecting his livestock. Authorities say thay cannot find the female or any pups and the worst is expected.

I'm just curious if the rancher or the livestock were actually threatened or if he just wanted to go wolf hunting.

Don

Don May

I caught you a delicious bass.

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