Can't Handle It!

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Had Radiation in Springfield today and my wife had to pick up some French Doors so I had my wife drive my Pickup.

She asked me how to set the Cruise Control. We was going down Interstate. I look over she is doing 80 🥴 Told her I had never drove my Pickup over 70. She said my Speed odometer is wrong.  No sense arguing she had it set.

Get to the Hospital and she parks, wasn't in the Lines. Told her about it. She reparks.

Went got the Doors. Was reminded people don't shake hands no more. Told my Sister people anymore just Anti Social. She says that's right. Told her she better stay away she might have cooties. Told her yes I should take the Coronavirus more serious but figure I get it I get it.

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[MOPanfisher]

I was in a place of business last week, the owner is a super nice old guy, who when we were finished stuck out his hand and said I aint skeered of no COVID, of course he sell tombstones so there is that.  My oncologist and I bump elbows, it's sort of funny but I understand and keep plenty of hand sanitizer and the clinic has them.mounted everywhere.

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Had a Guy come to the House told him we don't shake hands we are Anti Social. We shook hands.

Then my wife because she has more Hand Sanitizer than we will ever need asked him if he wanted some. ????? LOL

Got Hand Sanitizer and Face Masks. 

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