loo10 Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 If you like homemade salsa, you gotta go to the State Fair next month (August) and get a Kitchen 2000 which they'll demo in one of the buildings. Bought one last year...best $30 bucks ever spent. Trust me...this thing is great!!! So easy.......& great salsa! Now we have salsa all the time...no store bought junk. I dont have anything to do with them; Im just a very satisfied salsa lover & flyflinger. loo10 Rich Looten Springfield, Missouri "If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're doing something wrong."- John Gierach
Dutch Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 I got lots uh maters now. Can I baree it fur a while?
Danoinark Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 Rich are you sure you are not Ron Popeil in disguise????? Dano Glass Has Class "from the laid back lane in the Arkansas Ozarks"
Terry Beeson Posted July 26, 2007 Posted July 26, 2007 Yeah, salsa... OK... but how does it do with dubbing? And does that hair replacement spray paint stuff really work? Joe Pesci doing an info-mmercial for the Kitchen 2000: "So yous take da guy who owes you da money... see? And you grab his hand right above da wrist... OK? See? Like dat... and den yous take off da top o'da Kitchen two-tousand like dat... see? And den yous put da guys hand down in da Kitchen two-tousand. Den yous put the patented "Dirty Rotten Cheapskate Son Of A..." lid on da Kitchen two-tousand... You see ya don' wan' any o'da blood and stuff gettin' all over your bran-new Armani suit ya know... So den yous turn on da switch... and BAM-O!!!!!! Da dirty rotten sunnuvabuck dat owes you dat money starts screamin'! But da best ting about da Kitchen two-tousand is dat you can't hear da screamin' over da noise of da machine!! Ain't dat great?! "Look! You punk! Yous gonna pay me dat money or not!!!! Yeah?! You hadda 'nuff? Yeah? Well I tink yous need MORE!! "So if da punk don't pay up right away, you see, yous can turn da Kitchen 2000 up on HIGH and REALLY make mince meat outta his hand!!! DEN he'll pay up... WON'TCHA PUNK!?!?!?!" "Yeah... so see? Da Kitchen two-tousand is a MONEY MAKIN' machine as well. See how dis punk who owed me $500 paid me a tousand just to keep da rest of his fingers? Dat's $500 CLEAR PROFIT!!! "So get on da phone NOW! Or else I'll come to yous guys house and give YOU a first-hand demonstration of your own!! Got dat? Orden NOW!!!!!" TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
loo10 Posted August 10, 2007 Author Posted August 10, 2007 I guess I deserve this abuse. Meanwhile, Im eating great salsa. Rich Looten Springfield, Missouri "If people don't occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you're doing something wrong."- John Gierach
Terry Beeson Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Abuse? You call that abuse? I'll show you abuse... Just kiddin' Rich... I actually make a great bruschetta with a similar machine... Bruschetta = Italian salsa... Speaking of which, take some french bread slices, toast both sides, put some salsa on one side, top with cheese (cheddar, monterey jack, or mixutre) and toast in the oven until the cheese melts... GREAT appetizer... TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
Quillback Posted August 11, 2007 Posted August 11, 2007 You can buy one online for $13.99. Google Kitchen 2000. I might get one, if my tomatoes survive this heat wave.
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