C'mon, Greg! It was just starting to get good! Ya see:
When pulverizing a deceased Equine, never forget to stop and "smell the roses".. You learn to appreciate each chunk of rhetorical flesh as it lobs toward unsuspecting posters who just stopped in on page 6 to see what the commotion is about.. You should remember to examine this tidbits as they fly by, see them for the unique masterpieces (or clear warnings) that they are. And the real good stuff, the psychological release of tension that comes from the (metaphorical) blood splashing onto everyone (bonding us in a strange way), THAT doesnt even come around til page 6 or so! Ya see, it's in kicking that dead horse that we all come to terms with our true thoughts, our true feelings.. Not just about the horse (cause after all, it's already dead) but about each other.
(for instance, through careful examination of many posts I have come to the conclusion that Wheat and FlySmallie were star-crossed lovers in their previous lives)
However, out of respect for one of the fly fisherman who helped turn me toward the righteous path of the Fly rod (and you did, Kind Sir) and a few others who apparently take that subject pretty darn seriously, I will now back away from this dead horse (the fly vs Spin guy debate) and turn my attention to riling up people about a different subject altogether. I hope you understand my comments regarding that subject were (usually) made purely in jest and that I have truly enjoyed my time on the stream with the fly guys I HAVE met...