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FishinCricket

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  1. I have two responses, pick one (and only one): Why mess with a good thing? Find someone else to sleep with!! Or: They make a book (either "The Birds and Bees" or "Kama Sutra") that explains all that.. And besides, this is a family forum!!
  2. Oh Joy!! I hope they come in XXXXXXXXXXL... (I'll make mine into a tent..)
  3. Oh, look.. Captain Obvious (and his sidekick, the Tresspass Kid) strike again!! lol
  4. If I can do it in under an hour the whole table eats for free, right?
  5. I thought this was an "above-the-belt" debate/discussion? Yeah, I hear they stocked 11,000 browns in the Niangua a few years ago... They wrote down that they did, why would they lie? :double_wink:
  6. As I had suspected all along (being a highly skilled white jig park fisherman myself, I was completely taken aback by all the accusations on here... If I was stringing fish I would have had one or two days like that myself!)... But it does make me wonder... I've never met a highly skilled trophy trout fisherman that actually kept the lunkers... Wonder why he's keeping them?
  7. What fun would the tug-o-war challenge be without jerks like me? Fine then... I hope you all run out of food and they decide to eat you!!
  8. When you do decide to head that way just leave the jet boat at home, stop in Lebanon and ride down with me.. We'll take my John boat.. I'm sure you'll be comfortable in (or falling out of) the front of it!!
  9. You dillholes planning a September fling or something? Wanna share with the rest of the class?
  10. lol, I think if Gavin can figure it out then anyone can!! (sorry, Gavin.. Too good an opportunity for a wisecrack) I liken this (portion of the debate) to someone arguing that all the roads in Missouri need to have the same speed limit...
  11. Good job.. Good luck, and welcome!
  12. Aaaand.... BOOM goes the dynamite! lol
  13. It doesn't matter, Stephen.. They all sound the same anyway.. Count me in for all that and a bag of doritos... And I'll even throw in a smile!
  14. Negative!! In order for it to be "released immediately" you would have to hold it, at one point... It's the "released immediately" that can be called into question.. Say, if you were to take a photo or whatever... Granted, I'd feel pretty stupid standing there with my buzzbait on my medium action rod, explaining to the agent how I'm "targeting crappie"... lol
  15. Yes I can!!! I simply refuse to...
  16. Well I've seen snapping turtles reach back and nearly bite their own tail.. Saw one clamp onto a guys arm one time, it was not pretty at all... I'm not afraid, mind you.. I just have a very healthy respect for wild animals who can snap a 2x4 in half!
  17. Well usually I start by making an off topic comment and seeing who gets their feathers ruffled... Then, when I find my mark, I begin with snippy little smart aleck jokes and, if that doesn't work, I out and out insult their mothers... Oh, you mean trolling, like on a boat? Oh, well disregard my silliness...
  18. That's one brave fellow there....
  19. lol, like anyone actually reads the reports... Just post some good fish porn, man.. (and try not to post the same photo twice :wink: )
  20. They usually don't start putting floaters in until 8 am (normally 9, actually) and the "party floaters" rarely get out that early... Good luck!!!
  21. A bathtub? That just ain't right... Now a swimming pool... Hmmmm... :scratches_chin_and _contemplates:
  22. I saw the thread title and I assumed this was Gavins confession thread....
  23. How do you define "normal, natural life"? Wait, don't answer that.. lol
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