You know... I probably shouldn't post this, but, was floating the Big Piney years back. Came across a "SPEEDO HATCH". Bunch of...... uh........ guys? Maybe I mispelled that. Standing in a big circle hitting a beach ball around, and having fun doing it. Once I got past 'em and emptied the contents of my gut, I realized I should've paddled back upstream of them and did the same!
Scarred me for life...