Dano,
That was a quote from a radio commercial in Jonesboro for Mr T's Liquor Store in Cardwell, MO... "located on Highway 412, just across the Kahlua colored waters of the St. Francis River in Cardwell, Missouri..."
Yep, I know the upper region is a really nice river, but downstream it is a muddy mess. And, yep, Dano, I've had a piece of catfish or two from there... as well as some duck...
As for carp... it's been a few years, but I've had some carp that I must say tasted just like chicken... or goat... or armadillo... I can't decide...