Root Admin Phil Lilley Posted October 16, 2009 Root Admin Posted October 16, 2009 is 46 today!! Happy Birthday, Don!
denjac Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Happy birthday Don. Dennis Boothe Joplin Mo. For a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." ~ Winston Churchill ~
Terry Beeson Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Happy Birthday! Spend it with something tuggin' on your line!!! TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil
Danoinark Posted October 16, 2009 Posted October 16, 2009 Have a happy one Don. Glass Has Class "from the laid back lane in the Arkansas Ozarks"
Buckshotdad1960 Posted October 17, 2009 Posted October 17, 2009 Hello Don! Even though I’ve never met you, I’m convinced that if Lilly likes you then you have to be an ok dude. So I wrote you a birthday song to the tune of that old 70’s song WELCOME BACK CARTER. What else can you give to a man who has every thing? I hope you enjoy it. Happy birthday! Welcome Back For the one thing you’ll wish you never had See we got you on the spot And we'll tease you a lot So kick back and smoke a little pot Cause things are gonna get hot Welcome Back Don't look Back You think your young but your not that's a fact Your 46 with a shaggin’nut sac So you buy Viagra by the pack Then fall asleep before she gets back Welcome Back To the friends you'd like to deny of But we sing for you out of love Even though you’re hung like a dove And leave a ring around the tub Welcome Back Don't look Back Welcome Back Say good bye to all the things your dreaming of You’re not just big boned your F’N fat And you’re headin’ for a heart attack So stop smokin’ that F'N crack Welcome Back Don't look Back Welcome Back And I’ll give odds on a bet That your so broke and in debt All you can afford is sex with your pet But you haven’t caught him yet Welcome Back Don't look Back Welcome Back So grab your Ben gay At 46 Death is already on the way Even though you old and grey Try and have a great birthday Don't look Back Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers! Tell one bad one and no one forgets!
Buckshotdad1960 Posted October 19, 2009 Posted October 19, 2009 There you go Don. Sometimes when you try and rewrite a song you have to let a couple of days go by then go give it a second look to see if it still says what you wanted it too. I made a couple of changes, I hope you’ll like. Thanks for being a good sport! Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers! Tell one bad one and no one forgets!
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