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Happy Birthday! Spend it with something tuggin' on your line!!!

TIGHT LINES, YA'LL

 

"There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil

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Hello Don!

Even though I’ve never met you, I’m convinced that if Lilly likes you then you have to be an ok dude. So I wrote you a birthday song to the tune of that old 70’s song WELCOME BACK CARTER. What else can you give to a man who has every thing? I hope you enjoy it. Happy birthday!

Welcome Back

For the one thing you’ll wish you never had

See we got you on the spot

And we'll tease you a lot

So kick back and smoke a little pot

Cause things are gonna get hot

Welcome Back

Don't look Back

You think your young but your not that's a fact

Your 46 with a shaggin’nut sac

So you buy Viagra by the pack

Then fall asleep before she gets back

Welcome Back

To the friends you'd like to deny of

But we sing for you out of love

Even though you’re hung like a dove

And leave a ring around the tub

Welcome Back

Don't look Back

Welcome Back

Say good bye to all the things your dreaming of

You’re not just big boned your F’N fat

And you’re headin’ for a heart attack

So stop smokin’ that F'N crack

Welcome Back

Don't look Back

Welcome Back

And I’ll give odds on a bet

That your so broke and in debt

All you can afford is sex with your pet

But you haven’t caught him yet

Welcome Back

Don't look Back

Welcome Back

So grab your Ben gay

At 46 Death is already on the way

Even though you old and grey

Try and have a great birthday

Don't look Back

Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers!

Tell one bad one and no one forgets!

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There you go Don. Sometimes when you try and rewrite a song you have to let a couple of days go by then go give it a second look to see if it still says what you wanted it too. I made a couple of changes, I hope you’ll like. Thanks for being a good sport!

Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers!

Tell one bad one and no one forgets!

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