"the Neverending Ongoing Story Post"with Ozark Angler Members As The Authors

[troutfiend1985]

but he must convince the trout fairy to allow livebait and treble hooks at the catch and release hole,

Little Hiawatha must now find a woman to bear his kids, or he will.....

end up like jd , so Little Hiawatha

[Guest]

loaded 2 of everything into his raft,

and set out down the White, just in time....

[burninworm]

to avoid the ensuing "Zombie Apocalypse". The Zombie Apocalypse of 2012 was caused by the lowering of the water table, which in turn caused a pontoon loaded with drunken MSU coeds in party cove LOZ to strike the secret underwater vault, which released a government engineered virus, which turned the entire world into flesh eating zombies. Now Hiawatha was all alone in this world, or so he thought...

[Justin Spencer]

_{Then Cricket came from the woods wearing nothing but a loincloth, Hiawatha had grown lonely and peered at him with a lustful gaze.}

[burninworm]

but before hiawatha could do anything about it, a roving herd of hungry elk which had escaped peck ranch appeared, since all MDC regs were moot at this point, Hiawatha notched an arrow, raised his bow, and took the largest cow. Cricket had some work to do, cleaning the elk, and setting up camp. Hiawatha, having taken the alternate route to manhood by killing an Elk, took a walk to think things through...Rounding a corner he heard a voice coming from below outlet #2...

[burninworm]

whoops forgot we were on the white.

[Daryk Campbell Sr]

...... as sometimes the corner which was rounded resembles outlet #2, Hiawatha came back to his bearings and realized from the depth of the voice, it could only be, HIM. It has been SO long. Why would he come back now? Where has HE been? But even more important, What did HE want? The answers would come later, because......

[lee G.]

because Hiawatha remembered how Pro Elk and Anti Deer his sixth grade teacher had been, and to meet him now, look in his face, to chance standing in the corner for days! He had to flee, to confront the Teacher would end his chances to.....

[burninworm]

become "New Native America's" first new President. The Zombie Virus didn't kill any of the Indians, (whoops I mean Native American's), nor did it kill anyone who had recently been fishing Crane Creek, MO. due to a special fungus which was airborne by the creek in the lower wire section, (not city park) that innoculated those who had been there the past several weeks. His sixth grade teacher had the dirt on him, Hiawatha wasn't an Native American, he wasn't even from America, he was French and had just so happened to be at Crane last Thursday. He had no choice but to double back then creep up through the woods and kill his sixth grade teacher, who was also a poacher, dogfighter, terrorist, shoplifter, meth addict and a lousy tipper. He had to do this, for the good of His New Nation, and his as of yet unconceived children with the fabulous Pamela whom he meets later in the book. Hiawatha crept towards his prey as only a Frenchman masquerading as a Native American can....

[KCRIVERRAT]

as a pauper killing a prince. Hiawatha's teacher's claim to having a 6th grade education had no merit. Grade equivelents weren't even known in Hiawatha's day. His so called "teacher" only wished Hiawatha was a Frenchman as he was... dramatically upgrading the "courage curve" for the French Nation as a whole. But alas... Hiawatha was to find how exhilerating it was to meet his Pamela in the near future... despite the consequences from her former lover...