Smallmouth For Sale

[FishinCricket]

but they sure do make a pretty wall mount!

http://springfield.craigslist.org/for/2221779027.html

Whaddayathink, folks... Should I buy it? And (more importantly) is that brute anywhere near a 5lb fish?

[exiledguide]

If it would look good on your wall buy it. Of course, some folks would say rude and profane things about you because you didn't release it.

The actual length would give you an idea of what its weight might have been.

[Outside Bend]

but they sure do make a pretty wall mount!

http://springfield.craigslist.org/for/2221779027.html

Whaddayathink, folks... Should I buy it? And (more importantly) is that brute anywhere near a 5lb fish?

Funny lookin' smallmouth, that's for sure.

[exiledguide]

Funny lookin' smallmouth, that's for sure.

I kind of thought that too but I'm toonice of a guy to say anything......until he bought it.

[ness]

Looks like a smallmouth with a largemouth paint job.

[Outside Bend]

If nothing else, it's a $25 conversation piece. Go for it!

[ness]

But, can it sing?

[Chief Grey Bear]

Down by the river,

I shot my lady.....

[eric1978]

Down by the river,

I shot my lady baby.....

That thing sucks Cricket. I've got a turtle painted like a frog I'll sell you for $20.

[FishinCricket]

Funny lookin' smallmouth, that's for sure.

Thats what. Thought, too... But it's hard to tell on this 3 inch iPhone screen.. I knew if I came here and asked I would get some expert opinions..

As for buying it, I was (of course) just crackin' wise.. I don't keep em, kill em or mount em... I just torture them for a few minutes on the end of a light line, jerk em outta the water (vertically) by the lower lip, pose with em (horizontally) for a few photos ("here, get one of me holding my lure in front of it.. Okay, now one where you can see the hole I caught it outta in the background.. How's that look? Take it one more time... No, if I hold her belly she looks smaller...") then toss em back in the water...

After all, I'm a conservationist!