Houston We Have A Problem?

[oneshot]

Ok Big Boat,Big Rods and Bait.

Here is the problem.Wife is excited about getting the Boat going and wants to go fishing.She doesn't want to leave the House before 7:30 or 8:00AM,don't want to stay out until dark.

How do you want to fish Dear? Oh just a Worm under a Bobber.

Does anyone see my problem? If they do any suggestions?

oneshot

[Stoneroller]

I do. trade her in on a model that fishes all day, every day.

[jdmidwest]

I would just take her, she will be bored stiff in a few hours or less and want you to take her back home. Make sure the temp will be no less than 90 during her time frame with lots of sun. Be sure to fill her full of coffee first and motor way far out in the lake away from anything that resembles a place to pee.

That should clinch it.

Then, you will be back to your normal routine in no time flat.

[Feathers and Fins]

Ya ok and he has to sleep at night..... So I would suggest taking her out a few times to someplace no way she would catch a fish... Let her think how borring and stupid fishing is and then she will no longer want to go.... If she has been before and enjoys it the suggestion would be then to introduce her to fishing for what you like while using the slip bobber method so there is potential she catches fish ahs fun and then wants to learn better ways..

IF it is yoru mission to fish alone, Catfishing + Stink Bait = No women

[oneshot]

I would just take her, she will be bored stiff in a few hours or less and want you to take her back home. Make sure the temp will be no less than 90 during her time frame with lots of sun. Be sure to fill her full of coffee first and motor way far out in the lake away from anything that resembles a place to pee.

That should clinch it.

Then, you will be back to your normal routine in no time flat.

Well this would work if I wanted her off the Boat.I'm more intrested in her understanding this is what we have to do.

oneshot

[oneshot]

Ya ok and he has to sleep at night..... So I would suggest taking her out a few times to someplace no way she would catch a fish... Let her think how borring and stupid fishing is and then she will no longer want to go.... If she has been before and enjoys it the suggestion would be then to introduce her to fishing for what you like while using the slip bobber method so there is potential she catches fish ahs fun and then wants to learn better ways..

IF it is yoru mission to fish alone, Catfishing + Stink Bait = No women

I don't think Stink Bait would be a problem,she has had her Hand up the butt of thousands of Turkeys and Chickens and seen what Stink Bait will catch.

oneshot

[jdmidwest]

I am lost, are you trying to ditch her or make a new fishing buddy?

[Feathers and Fins]

I am lost, are you trying to ditch her or make a new fishing buddy?

What he said

[oneshot]

I am lost, are you trying to ditch her or make a new fishing buddy?

Fishing Buddy around to my way of thinking.

Could fish for Bass and Crappie but she don't want to fish with Jigs,Spinners or anything.Could fish for Catfish but want to fish middle of the day.Told her I could get Minnows and we could catch Crappie,Nope.She just wants to use Worm and Bobber.

oneshot

[Kicknbass]

Find some big bull bluegill and have fun.