A Short Fishing Report

[Jerry Rapp]

I went fishing yesterday evening in the pond across the street, but after a period time I ran out of worms. Then, I saw a "Cottonmouth" snake with a frog in his mouth.

Knowing that frogs are good bass bait and the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now, the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little sip of whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with TWO MORE FROGS!

[Midwest troutbum]

Nice story. I would have killed the snake 1) for eating the lakes bass food and 2) for drinking my whiskey.

[trythisonemv]

This is very funny

[Jerry Rapp]

wow, a 2 and a half year post later. Cabin Fever sucks!