Terry Beeson Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Dear Santa. How are you? How are things at the North Pole? I bet it’s as cold there as it is here in Nixa. I’ve been a really good boy this year. Just ask anybody. Well, don’t ask anybody on the OA forum. But just ask anybody else. All I want for Christmas this year is: 1. A GPS so I can give it to LMW and he can keep up with his wife. 2. A fly box full of White Wooly Buggers, Bleedin’ Leeches, and Scuds just like the ones you gave Leonard last year. 3. A custom made 3 foot 6 weight with the tichrainium reel that was milled from the Area 51 crash remnants just like SIO3’s. I’ve loved that rod forever. 4. A “man bag” for Dano, GoneFishin’, and russ. 5. Phil’s ability to convince the wife we have to go to Conclave and Sowbug two days before it starts, and then remember we’re a day early and I have to fish for that day. 6. A copyright for the “Trout Meth” fly pattern. 7. The ability to finally choose which brand fly line I want to use. 8. My own private parking space and fishing station at outlet 2. 9. A remote that controls the generation at TRD. 10. Casting lessons. 11. Lasik surgery on both eyes so I can tie #32 midges. 12. Six nights lodging in the Couple’s Cove at White River Lodge. My wife can sleep while I fish. 13. A $50,000 gift certificate from Back Country Outfitters. (I think I just heard Michael faint….) 14. More time to fish. 15. A million dollars. I will set out the milk and cookies by the tree. The Crown Royal is in the cabinet by the fridge. Be careful and don’t let the Yorkies scare you. The bark is much worse than the bite. I love you Santa. Your friend, Terry TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root Admin Phil Lilley Posted December 8, 2006 Root Admin Share Posted December 8, 2006 You know Solomon asked for only one thing - wisdom. He's known as the richest man who ever lived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 imagine that, a king being called the richest man to ever live Cute animals taste better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostMyWife Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Terry It's nice to know that Rob and are were #1 on your list. I think I'm gonna cry. I know for ao fact that Santa is a Single malt kinda guy. At least that's what he always drank when he came to my house. Merry Christmas LMW You know Solomon asked for only one thing - wisdom. He's known as the richest man who ever lived. Very true, but Solomon was talking to God, not Santa Yes, I'm That Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappiefisherman Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 grant me wisdom Lord. amen [ [ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostMyWife Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 grant me wisdom Lord. amen 1 Kings 3:9 Give me an understanding heart so that I can govern your people well and know the difference between right and wrong. For who by himself is able to govern this great people of yours?” 10 The Lord was pleased that Solomon had asked for wisdom. Yes, I'm That Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonefishin Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 WOW Terry. My list isn't that big. All I want from Santa is a new spinning outfit. A GLoomis GL3 rod and Shimano Stella FA Reel would be perfect. If I can't have a new fishing outfit then I would be willing to settle for something as simple as world peace. I would rather be fishin'. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." Benjamin Franklin, 1759 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Fly Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Terry surprised you didn't ask for a BIG TROUT whistle like Leonard uses!! I did!!!! "God gave fishermen expectancy, so they would never tire of throwing out a line" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Beeson Posted December 9, 2006 Author Share Posted December 9, 2006 1 Corinthians 1:20 (New Living Translation) 20 So where does this leave the philosophers, the scholars, and the world’s brilliant debaters? God has made the wisdom of this world look foolish. Snow Fly, There is only ONE of those whistles... and Leonard has it. And Leonard has cooties, so don't borrow it... TIGHT LINES, YA'LL "There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process." - Paul O’Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Dear Santa: I want a three day work week, a house in the Ozarks, my fishing buddies to live less than 2 hours away, and to catch a Giant Honkin Brown trout in 2007. Enforcement of existing immigration laws would be nice if you can't get me the other stuff. Thanks your pal, Ham Every Saint has a past, every Sinner has a future. On Instagram @hamneedstofish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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