Members dmorgan66 Posted March 3, 2015 Members Posted March 3, 2015 At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases. “We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide. “Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.” European colonization of North America began in the 16th and 17th centuries, when arrivals from France, Spain and England first established settlements on land that had been occupied by native peoples. Explorers Lewis & Clark further opened up western lands to settlement, which ultimately led to the creation of the Indian reservation system. Despite the large number of Europeans residing in the United States, historical scholars mostly agree that indigenous lands were taken illegally through war, genocide and forced displacement. Despite the council’s decision, a native group called True Americans lambasted the move, claiming amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers. “They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.” David Unnerstall 1
Greasy B Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 I'm ready to go back to the old country, universal health care, clean air, higher standard of living and I don't have to pay my way with coins that honor someone else's deity. Oh yeah, I forgot they also have no public lands are waterways, never mind. His father touches the Claw in spite of Kevin's warnings and breaks two legs just as a thunderstorm tears the house apart. Kevin runs away with the Claw. He becomes captain of the Greasy Bastard, a small ship carrying rubber goods between England and Burma. Michael Palin, Terry Jones, 1974
awhuber Posted March 3, 2015 Posted March 3, 2015 Cool, the first immigrants say it ok for us to be here. Daryk Campbell Sr 1
Norm M Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 3 different groups of the natives in my makeup, wonder if I get a discount or something Smallieguy87 1 what a long strange trip it's been , put a dip in your hip, a glide in your stride and come on to the mother ship , the learning never ends
Smallieguy87 Posted March 4, 2015 Posted March 4, 2015 3 different groups of the natives in my makeup, wonder if I get a discount or something i believe that could be free college for you or at the very least some grants.
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