An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, "Whats the matter, old man? Never did anything wild and crazy in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, "Got drunk and screwed a peacock once. I was just wondering if you were my son."