Woke up with a woman one time. She asked Did we have sex? Sure don't you remember screaming how great I was?
Truth we didn't but I wasn't going to pass this up.
Was driving a woman home one time taking her the back roads. Asked her if she knew where she was? I have no idea. Well good, started pulling over to the side. ONESHOT. I went on just laughing.
Another time me and a friend was out drinking, picked up some women. We all had to go pee, decided to go to the Park. All the Restrooms were locked. So we decided to go around the car. The women were all squatted in front of the car. Me I go up there started going. One of the women looks at me DO YOU MIND! No I don't mind go ahead. My buddy was rolling laughing.
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