Flysmallie

I treat my skillet like monkey dodo and it's fine. Drag it around all over the place. Cook over open campfires, toss in the river to let the minners and crawdaddies clean overnight, scrub it with soap and scouring pads, throw it in the dishwasher. It's fine. When I ask the kiddo is she wants pancakes her first question is "Are you going to make them in that big black pan?". If the answer is yes she's all in.

I'd say that Willy Wonka has more truth to it than this show.

They are doing it in Springfield too. Saw it on the news last night. I have never played golf but can appreciate the love of that sport.

Yep I know how it works. One of my daughters does that job. They works their butts off. All so a good number of people can be completely shitty to them because the store didn’t have exactly what they wanted. Be nice to those people, they work hard.

My item is 10 foot down isle 5. I try to go down isle 4 but there is a lady with 3 kids down there arguing about which cereal they get so I head down to isle 6 that is partially blocked by stickers and someone that must read every label. So I’ll just go 10 feet down 5 and clear the building for the rest of you guys that have nothing better to do. Some of us are still very busy, actually some of us are busier than what we were before this started. You know you can always do pickup and you don’t have to go in there at all.

I’m not paying attention to them either. If I need a few things I’m not playing your games that make me spend more time in the store. I do give people their space though. No need to cause an old guy a heart attack because I refuse to play the maze game.

Awwweee. I love you too!

Yeah I was just being a jackass.

I have soaked a ham and it was awesome.

What difference does it make which idiot runs the country? But yeah he will win because the other guy is super creepy. If the Dems ever want to win again they are going to have to put up somebody with some intelligence.

1. So are high schools. Turning 16 during a pandemic apparently sucks. 2. True that. Dishwasher soap is going to be like TP. 3. She does more obviously. (Eye-roll) 4. I still get/have to go to work so the gas station still sucks. 5. Thank goodness all my kids are older.

There’s a documentary I saw a while back about Nutria and the people that hunt them. Cool little creatures. Used to see a bunch of them on Lake Fork.

I'll start sharpening the pitchforks.

Maybe he's Oneshot 1 after the little blue pill.

And this is why American politics are ignorant. Total waste of everyone's time.

Hang in there. I have had 3 employees get the symptoms over the past few weeks. None have come back positive.

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?"

I feel sorry for the poor bass turd that has to go through mine.

And when you are talking on it.

Yeah that’s just poor management. Too bad.

It got real this week. Wife laid off yesterday. Spent my day laying off a dozen and reducing pay of the rest of my gang. My pay has been reduced 25% for 120 days. (Is it too late for them to calculate my earnings for the stimulus checks?? 😀) This week can blow me.

Get rid of some of those dinks and fish like that will be more common.

Sure I would have. Taking care of and doing things for myself is easy. When you are responsible for 56 and their families it gets a little tough.

I’m lucky enough to be able to work from home for the most part. Unfortunately my people can’t so I do feel some responsibility to be with them at times. I do have to be in KC next week. At least I can get in and get my stuff done and then get out. But you still gotta stop along the way to eat and pee and get gas. Might just take food with me next time.