ONE SUNNY DAY IN 2009, AN OLD MAN APPROACHED THE WHITE
HOUSE FROM ACROSS PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE , WHERE HE'D BEEN
SITTING ON A PARK BENCH.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, I would
Like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama.
The Marine replied, Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and
Doesn't reside here.
The old man said, Okay, and walked away. The following day,
The same man approached the White House and said to the same
Marine, I would like to go in and meet with President Barack
Obama.
The Marine again told the man, Sir, as I said yesterday,
Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here. The man
Thanked him and again walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and
Spoke to the very same Marine, saying I would like to go in
And meet with President Barack Obama.
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
And said, Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been
Here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you
Already several times that Mr. Obama is not the President
And doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?
The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand you fine. I just
Love hearing your answer!'
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you
Tomorrow, Sir!'