So, I’ve been under the weather and just eating whatever sounds good. Haven’t had a Big Mac in a year or more, and it just sounded good. So, I put on some pants and drove over to Mickey D’s for a #1.
I made a good lane choice and beat the dude in the Subaru with my order and rounded the bend to be next in line. Then the little doooshbaag wedged in front of me. I toyed with laying on the horn, which was about three feet from his ear, but when I saw his graduation tassel hanging from the rear view, I decided to give him a break.
I waited my turn and when I got to the window I told the dude the guy in front of me had cut me off. He apologized, and when I asked him to pass the word on up to put the guys lid on loose, he said he couldn’t do that.
So I got my meal and Diet Coke and headed for home. I took a long pull on the drink....blech, Dr. Pepper!?!?! Perhaps my attempt at humor had backfired.
At home, I set things up for a photo and then dove in,
Well, shazbot! The secret sauce guy must had a bump stock on that the gun because it was at least three shots. Ever try to eat an oversauced Mac? Impossible. I went through 6 napkins before throwing in the ...6th napkin. And the fries were cold.
I’ll tell you what—they’re gonna get a negative review on Yelp and just have to deal with the fallout!!