Obituary
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.
"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"
"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are ye callin' from?"
Just got back from CVS for routine stuff.
The lady behind the counter and I struck up a conversation about the craziness. She said a lady came in with her 4 kids and they all wanted to be tested for Corona. She told the lady that they do not perform that kind of testing there. The lady said in panic “Well what do you expect us to do, we ate Chinese food 3 days ago!!”
Let the St. Patty jokes begin!!!!
What do you call a lawn chair sitting on a concrete pad in the backyard of an Irishman’s house....
Patty O’Furniture
your turn😂
My house smells like lemony candles when my wife is home
My house smell like burnt garlic 🧄 when my in laws are cooking
My House smells like nothing if I’m in charge