Oaf Elections!

[Phil Lilley]

I'm going to say one more thing...no matter who is elected, we simply cannot AFFORD the partisan crap any more. We can't afford the silly attacks over insignificant issues, and the mean-spirited, deceptive sniping. I hope that we can get past that stuff, and support as much as possible whoever is elected, because it ain't gonna be an easy job and these guys are going to need all the help they can get.

I don't see that happening.

Very sad state of affairs.

[Trav]

We have proven our prowes. If we were to go to war against China, we will lose. Viet nam and Korea is proof positive. We will loose that war. You cant beat a bililion soldiers.

The war on terror is different.. We have to kick the anti US sentiment to the curb!

[Guest kevinkirk]

I heard on the way home on the radio that now..they are not sure where obama was born. Wouldnt THAT be a blowup? Find out he is not native born?

[catman]

For those of you who slept through World History 101

Here is a condensed version, just for fun of course.

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of

nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during

the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in

the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were:

1. The invention of beer, and

2. The invention of the wheel.

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer, and the beer to the man.

These facts formed the foundation of modern civilization and together

were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct

subgroups:

1. Liberals

2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning

of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were

invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for

them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how

villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night

while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known

as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live

off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the

sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the

Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest

became known as girlie-men.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats,

the invention of group therapy and group hugs, the evolution of the

Hollywood actor, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to

divide all the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most

powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.

Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer

white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their

beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food is standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most liberal women have

higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers,

personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group

therapists are liberals.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide

for their women.

Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, firemen,

lumberjacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers,

corporate executives, athletes, golfers, and generally anyone who works

productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives

who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers

and decide what to do with the production.

Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That

is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were

coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and

created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history.

It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily

respond to the above.

A conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute

truth of this history.

[Murdoc]

CATMAN ON A ROLL!!!!!! I like it!!

[laker67]

Let's all come together as Americans, and show our support for the candidate of our choice.

If you support the policies and character of McCain, please drive with your headlights on during the day. If you support Obama, please drive with your headlights off at night.

[bigredbirdfan]

Where do I get the following bumper stickers?

Sportsmen for Obama

Clinging to Obama and Guns

[Murdoc]

Laker67,

You are bad

[Chief Grey Bear]

It is amazing the difference in the maturity level between the Obama and McCain supporters.

[bigredbirdfan]

Speaking of maturity.

How do you go through high school stoned and high with average grades and get into a Ivy League College?

This Obama has so many skeletons in his closet it makes Halloween frightened.