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Butt Flu- Condition that occurs after the morning White Castles go thru the digestive system.

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Butt Wrinkle: The condition resulting from untreated "Swamp butt"

Hole that's not a Hole (HTNAH): That area of the stream that you've walked or floated by for years and by chance one day cast into it and start hooking them one after another.

Bank Runner: Those 8-10" bass that live inches from the bank

Christmas Trees: Those beautifully adorned trees lining the banks at the trout parks year round

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Bonus Fish- Reeling one in that has someone else's lure in it also.

Sneaky Pete- Guy who keeps dipping something out of his pocket in the Flys only Area.

Ranger Rick- Game warden.

Flying Fish- Aerobatic fish that leaps as you reel it in.

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

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Lunker===Any Missouri trout weighing 3 pounds and more.

Limit of Lunkers===Five lunkers, caught in one day of fishing.

Double Digit===A missouri trout weighing 10 pounds or more.

Blue Ribbon Stringer===Five lunkers, caught the same day, that weigh a total of 50 pounds or more.

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laker67, if I am not mistaken the limit for trout is now 4, which would make that an Unlawful Limit of Lunkers.

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laker67, if I am not mistaken the limit for trout is now 4, which would make that an Unlawful Limit of Lunkers.

It was started way back thirty some years ago when it was five and never changed. You can send Quinten after me if you want.

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Oops, I didn't realize that it was a bonafide expression. I have been trying to come up with something to add to this thread and have been unable to. No worries laker67, I like your posts.

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blog is updated again. ;)

"May success follow your every cast." - Trav P. Johnson

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Whack' em - 1.) what Bill Babler or Don House do anytime they go fishing 2.) what some of us can occasionally pull off in a day of fishing 3.) what all of us dream about in a days outing

Bird nest - See jdmidwests defintition of CLUSTER @!$%. usually postpones fishing for 5 minutes and in most cases occurs at the worst possible moment. ( I.E. whites have surfaced, or you found a school of biting fish)

The robber - the fish that trys to steal your lure while you remove the bird nest

Hand Reeling - The art of reeling in the robber

Net- that thing that sits in the bottom of the boat that gets in the way 90% of the time, also notorious for knocking fish off the line.

The wind - any unseen force that messes up your cast or leads to the bird nest. Also forces you away from the sweet spots. Also known to pick up during the bird nest

Bull Creek Shuffle - also apparently known as the PIROUETTE, but when performed on large slabs of ledge rock commonly found while wading bull creek.

Kerplunk - the sound your fishing pole makes upon launching from the boat

The big one - any fish that comes off the hook or takes the hook with it. Leads to what many of us know as "fish stories"

The hook and grab - an instinct that all fisherman have while fishing from an aluminum boat. Usually occurs upon losing balance and on the way overboard. Almost always gracefully performed at the last minute.

Troy Gregg

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Slim- Snake, same as Herbie No Shoulders

Herp Alert- Snake in a tree you are about to float under.

WTF- Wheres the Fish?

Banking- Passing up a hole with a fisherman to get to the next one up or down stream.

Submarine- Canoe floating by mostly submerged or flipped over.

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."

Hunter S. Thompson

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