Buckshotdad1960 Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 THE 6 TRUTHS OF LIFE! 1. YOU CAN NOT TOUCH ALL YOUR TOP TEETH WITH YOUR TONGUE. 2. ALL IDIOTS, AFTER READING THE FIRST TRUTH, WILL TRY IT! 3. AND DISCOVER THAT THE FIRST TRUTH IS A LIE! 4. YOU’RE SMILING NOW BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IDIOT! 5. NOW YOU CAN’T WAIT TO FIND AN IDIOT TO SHOW THIS TO! 6. THERE’S STILL A DUMB SMILE ON YOUR FACE! I APOLOGIZE ABOUT THIS! I’M AN IDIOT TOO AND I NEEDED COMPANY! P.S. PULL MY FINGER! Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers! Tell one bad one and no one forgets!
Members Sherwood Flycaster Posted October 22, 2009 Members Posted October 22, 2009 <sniff-sniff> Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark
fly2fish Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 I am here but I will be there the weekend after this.
FishinCricket Posted October 22, 2009 Posted October 22, 2009 I'm not here, I'm somewhere else... cricket.c21.com
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