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I used to think fly fishermen where whippier snappers who just couldn’t afford to buy a bull whip! LOL We now knows it’s a disease brought on by cold weather and water. LOL Old age is definitely a factor too. The older you are the higher the risk. The only way to cure this disease is to only go fishing in warm weather and never go into the water. One time I came down to the lake and I seen a woman in the water fly fishing. Her arm was a whippin’ and a whippin’! I could see the poor thing was in trouble so I dropped my gear and dove in the water. When I got to her it was like I thought, she started screaming HELP ME, HELP ME! She no longer had control over her own body. I had to drag her by her hair all the way back to shore. I thought if I can just get her up on the bank she’d be alright. But I don’t know if it helped her or not because she had restless leg syndrome too!

She kept kicking me in the nuts! LOL

Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers!

Tell one bad one and no one forgets!

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WOW!

Tough crowd!

Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers!

Tell one bad one and no one forgets!

Posted

I'm still wondering if she was flailing from drowning or fly fishing...just didn't want to expose my stupidity again but what the hey, lol

Did you save her life, mess up her fishin or what... either might get a guy kicked in the nads by a woman, lol.

Is a touph crowd...or sumpin...

later on

My friends say I'm a douche bag ??

Avatar...mister brownie

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Yeah, Bucks Hot Dad is a riot! lol

Yep, he's the type of guy that would show up at Bennett on opening day, release a truckload of Labrador retrievers,.... and start throwing sticks into the stream.

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Yep, he's the type of guy that would show up at Bennett on opening day, release a truckload of Labrador retrievers,.... and start throwing sticks into the stream.

Nope! I’m a rock thrower! Plus I’ll pee in the water if I think your going to catch something! LOL Why should you be happy? LOL

Fishingcricket your alive! We were worried you’d been eaten by Pirhanna/crappie! LOL

Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers!

Tell one bad one and no one forgets!

Posted
I'm still wondering if she was flailing from drowning or fly fishing...just didn't want to expose my stupidity again but what the hey, lol

Did you save her life, mess up her fishin or what... either might get a guy kicked in the nads by a woman, lol.

Is a touph crowd...or sumpin...

later on

Heck no man, your not stupid just easily confused! LOL I’ve been married to the same woman for 25 years and I still wonder when she’s going to go home! LOL I’m the first to admit not all my jokes are funny but every now and then I like to test new material to see what kind of responses I get. All feed back is good!

Tell a thousand funny jokes and no one remembers!

Tell one bad one and no one forgets!

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Maybe it lost something in translation because you typed it, instead of telling it in person? Either way you better keep your day job.

SIO3

Tis kinda ironic given his signature....... :D

Zack Hoyt

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Flies, Lies, and Other Diversions

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