Southwestern Missouri Smallmouth Alliance

[ness]

Don't end it yet, I just found this!

Pretty funny stuff. Kinda silly that a few are concerned about where MSA will focus its efforts on certain strains in certain rivers and what not . . . when only 4 dudes showed up at the 1st meeting. And others who complain about the $20 membership fee when that $20 gets them a GREAT book that you couldn't photo-copy for less than $20 at Kinko's. If I were the membership dude in charge of the group, I would reach for the big rubber stamp that says "membership denied" for a couple of you menopausal types, and you know who you are. You'll do the club more harm than good.

I see they gave you computer privileges. Welcome back.

[FishinCricket]

I dunno what the heck all the fuss is about!

You all do realize your danged precious smallmouth bass isn't even a bass at all, right? It's a member of the perch family! (which means whoever wrote Erics signature is a big fat lying liar-head)

I say if you're gonna protect the bronzebacks you gotta protect all perch too...

And for the record, chief grey bear isn't a "Nancy boy".... But His boyfriend is!

No big deal though, Eric is actually a 14 year PETA member and I heard Trav just signed up for the itty bitty titty committee...

Or, To paraphrase Sam on the TV show Burn Notice:

" You know these forum guys..Bunch a whiny little girls."

Now, if y'all are ready, let's go fishin!?

It's supposed to be up in the 50's this weekend, the wife is beggin' me to call Brian at get a canoe reserved for the Eleven Point.. Anybody wanna join us for a couples float? Heck, Chief and Trav can even bring their boyfriends if they like.. lol

[Wayne SW/MO]

It's a member of the perch family!

Sunfish Cricket, sunfish.

[FishinCricket]

Sunfish Cricket, sunfish.

Yeah yeah, splittin' hairs man... Tastes the same..

you say tomatoe I say "shaddup"... Tehe

:bigcheezychucklinggrin:

Okay, I take it all back... Please be kind to my (that's right, I said MY) smallies, I ain't ne'er ate one.. They'z my friends.. Truly, I've named every one on the Niangua. (but I didn't mark em, mind ya.. Then they count towards your limit)

Cereally though, y'all.. I'm going to Crane crick tomorrow to show a friend that ugly lil mudhole (and the fishless creek that runs through it, lol).. So y'all just better stay away! Anybody who shows their face better be ready for a tussle... :grrrrrrrrr:

:bigwink:

[eric1978]

Sunfish Cricket, sunfish.

LMAO!!!

Yeah, you know what they say...close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and species identification.

[FishinCricket]

LMAO!!!

Yeah, you know what they say...close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and species identification.

Scheister...

now go change your signature.. lol

[exiledguide]

Gary I,ll be at the meeting I've got about 18 copies of 200 "Missouri Smallmouth Adventures" and a bunch of signs and any day of the week is okay for me.

[redbird]

I had started to think, "you know I havent posted in quite a while", now i think I know why.