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I have an ex I'd feed one to.

My Ex would sleep in.Well one time I went out hunting,caught a Coon.Went to the house,she was sleeping,I raised the covers throwed the Coon in,the Coon was on his hind Legs hissing,she was climbing the wall screaming.

It was funniest thing I ever seen.LOL

oneshot

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Yep. Every mans hero.

His father touches the Claw in spite of Kevin's warnings and breaks two legs just as a thunderstorm tears the house apart. Kevin runs away with the Claw. He becomes captain of the Greasy Bastard, a small ship carrying rubber goods between England and Burma. Michael Palin, Terry Jones, 1974

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Oneshot... Are you still married to her?

No I had fun with her for 11 years.Left her married to my present victim for 30 years.

oneshot

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