For Sale: Rare, Vintage *royalex* Canoe

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Hope you didn't resell the Twinkies. In about 20 years they'll be vintage...and still look just like they did when you bought them...probably taste the same, too.

Funny -- I don't know if my kids have ever eaten a Twinkie. If they have it wasn't at our house. Walk in to the local grocery store a week or so ago, ad they've got a big mountain of Twinkies right as you walk in with "We're Back!" signage. Unfortunately, my son was drawn in and wanted to buy some. We didn't. He got the lecture again -- the one about buying what you came for. One day it'll stick.