Not a Way To Start the Day

[oneshot]

Was cleaning out our Woodbox. Dropped a stick of wood thought well I’ll get it when I come back.

Come back went to pick up the piece of wood and decided I better take care of this first.

You can see the stick of wood in the picture.

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[fishinwrench]

Now there's one you don't want in your yard.  

[oneshot]

2 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Now there's one you don't want in your yard.  

No S——-. 
 

One time I was checking stuff on my Pickup. My wife says come here. Look under the front of your Pickup, there was one laying there. My wife said every time I walked by it would draw back getting ready to strike 

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[Phil Lilley]

That's a mature one...  pretty.