Came To A Conclusion

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I like Hunting but Fishing is much more relaxing and you can do it all year much cheaper. 

Now all I need is someone to take me. 

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[fishinwrench]

Maybe you should warm up to that "ugly" embroidery girl, after all 😉

[fishinwrench]

Reminded me of this old joke....

 

A man and a woman are on their honeymoon at a nice resort for a 3 day stay. The resort manager notices the man leave in the morning on the first day and spent the day fishing. He does this for 2 more days, so the manager decides to approach the man and ask "Why aren't you in there having sex with your wife?" "She has gonorrhea" "Oh, well why don't you do oral?" "She has oral herpes" "Well what about Anal?" "She has diarrhea" "So why the hell did you marry her?" "She has worms, and I just LOVE fishing".  

[Hawg]

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58 minutes ago, fishinwrench said:

Reminded me of this old joke....

 

A man and a woman are on their honeymoon at a nice resort for a 3 day stay. The resort manager notices the man leave in the morning on the first day and spent the day fishing. He does this for 2 more days, so the manager decides to approach the man and ask "Why aren't you in there having sex with your wife?" "She has gonorrhea" "Oh, well why don't you do oral?" "She has oral herpes" "Well what about Anal?" "She has diarrhea" "So why the hell did you marry her?" "She has worms, and I just LOVE fishing".  

Believe it or not one thing that attracted me to her was her folks had a farm that hadn't been hunted in 13 years. 

Didn't take long before I didn't have permission to hunt there because I was killing everything. 

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1 hour ago, fishinwrench said:

Maybe you should warm up to that "ugly" embroidery girl, after all 😉

She don't drive and if I got down that little thing couldn't get me up.

That's the reason this one guy won't take me he don't know if he could get me up. 

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