I show none of the homosexual tendencies above, and like Drew, prefer PBR over many other brews. PBR is far from beer flavored water. PBR actually exhibits a complete robust flavor with a hoppy ending, not that dissimilar from Yuengling and other micro brewed lagers that receive countless raves from your average beer drinker to connoisseurs alike. I drink PBR on a regular basis among a slew of micro brews such as (the whole line of) Mother's Brewing, (the whole line of) Big Sky Brewing Company, Arrogant Bastard IPA, Boulevard Wheat, IPA and their entire smokestack series, just to name a few. I do believe that it is your judgment of beer (and who knows what else) that is watered down, sir.
Also, if I may, I would like to ask what your beer preferences are.