fishinwrench

As long as you don't confuse knowledge with opinion. I am way more full of the latter. 😊

There aren't many spots on the Lamine deep enough to drown a full size truck until you get down close to the big muddy.

Nice little rig! That outboard gives me tears of joy and sadness at the same time. Best of the best you could say. I wish I could take it off your hands today, but I'm wintertime broke. 😥

You're not really "asking for trouble" but you're not going to get the preferred type of power and longevity of use out of your TM. Kinda like adding one fresh AA to your wife's vibrator....The attempt will be noted BUT it's going to result in frustration and tension for the whole family. My advice is to quit being cheap 😉

I have scheduled her for cosmetic surgery as soon as the kids get off the bus, but I have a feeling that as soon as they see that Orion has pissed on her leg they'll refuse to operate on her. 😟

Well, Penelope has lost her pickle nose and has greenish-yellow goo oozing from her face. One of her Oreo eyes has been plucked out by a sparrow. Her hair is wet and stringy, boobs are sagging, and she has grass sticking out of her butt crack and arm pits. So what have we learned here?

How deep, and what would it cost to replace the "very important item"?

I only got so wasted that I didn't know where I was ONCE. Luckily I was in my own driveway. Never again. I'm a professional partier, always in control. It takes some skill to stay buzzed enough to have a great time....but sober enough to deal with just about anything that happens. My oldest kid likes to brag about how big of a partier her and her pals are, but I remind them what amatuers they are every chance I get. "Oh you puked in your shoe? No diploma for you tomorrow !"

If it sells for more than my '99 Suburban......then my feelings are hurt 😄

Eww 😥 Well, he asked. Do-do do occur.

I got my butt beat real good for shooting cars with mulberries out of a slingshot, so I didn't dare throw a snowball at one. 😌

Gotta either be a Chevy or a Toyota. 😊

Yeeeeeah I wouldn't want to rely on anything electronic on the river. I kinda prefer my river craft to be about as basic as it gets. Rivers are no place for all this high-tech BS.

I'm sure. They are "idiots" because they were told it was likely to happen 3-4 days in advance.

Like a bunch of minnows in a minnow trap, the ones smart enough to find the way out are blocked by 500 stupid ones that won't get out of the way.

That should include the choice of whether or not to board a vessel, airplane, roller coaster, hill tram, helecopter, duck, ect. ect. Just because it's there, and it is licensed and operated by "professionals", doesn't mean there's no risk involved. No thrill is without risk.

That chicken is awesome ! 👍

Penelope Picklenose!

Snowman contest !

No but you can wad it up and stick it in your pants, nobody will see it. 😂

Hell I could have driven out of that !

A giant apocolyptic winter storm is coming!!!! Hope everyone is prepped and survives ok. Don't worry about us here, we just got a new broom so I think we'll be fine. Stay safe and strong everyone, and God Bless! Will be checking in on everyone when / if internet and phone service is restored. Wrench out. 🤙

Who wants this cool hoodie I bought? It doesn't fit me.

Atta boy ! Blame it on your shoes.

You can't reason with a "concerned mom". Especially when they are so ignorantly selective on the stuff they choose to be concerned about. It's perfectly fine to sit cross-legged over an open bottle of acetone while surrounded by acetone soaked cotton balls for hours. Or to soak their heads in hair dye and bleach solutions repeatedly until the "perfect shade of sable brown" is obtained. Or to take a Dremel and create giant clouds of sanded acrylic fingernail dust over their glass of sweet tea and bowl of popcorn. No harm in any of THAT, and if you say anything about it they'll immediately tell you how rediculous you are. 🙄 I tried to make a point once by spraying a giant spider with hairspray and watching him curl up and die within seconds. Even that didn't make an impression. But some weirdo chick in Connecticut makes a post on FB that her kid started hallucinating after playing with a certain toy...... 😲 And it goes viral. And if I happen to light a cigarette in the kitchen then immediatly everyone in the house becomes aware of cancer symptoms.