Oh I would LOVE to do ride-along.
"But officer, that car never crossed the yellow line".
"Excuse me sir, but why did you pull over the car with Colorado plates for not having a license plate light, but none of the other 795 we've seen tonite?"
"Yes she WAS a fox....but was that really a lane violation? Everyone including yourself uses the turn lane to enter traffic too. It was really white of you to make it a verbal warning instead of the way you socked it to the dude in the old truck though".
"Hey, shouldn't we offer to help those folks that are having car trouble?"
"Instead of waiting until the cars leave the bar parking lot why don't we offer them a ride home, since you know they live just around the corner".
"Do you always carry a rock of methamphetamine in your front pocket?".