Where in a state park can you NOT be in a parking area, "beach", or off road area? And if there is a legal place to possess a beer then how would you get it there legally? Have it dropped in by a helecopter?
Years ago there was an article published by MDC about an old guy I knew (Frank Kramer) and a day at Bennett Spring, and in the article it said "he pulled out a flask and took a few sips in celebration of the large trout he had just released".
I was like.....Wait a minute, hu?
Do these rules/laws only apply when they want them to, or are they real? One can never know.