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A friend bought me an old Kerosene Heater for my Man Cave. Like I told my wife it will probably let off strong fumes. I already have a Gas Fireplace. He is here all the time and I'm thinking not to use it but I don't want to hurt his feelings. oneshot

She is on everyone's poop list at this time. The Boys said they had theirs. They had no idea what they was doing. Broke one of my Rods. oneshot

Took one son Sucker Fishing one time. Now he wants Suckers all the time. He said he didn't know people actually ate them. oneshot

When they remember to get a License. One Grandson didn't have his Permits. Agent was good and wrote him a ticket. Told the kid he should have showed him the Trout he caught. LOL oneshot

Grandsons came up to take me fishing. Caught 2 Trout and decided to fish for Suckers. Caught 2 more said I quit. Why don't you fish for Suckers? I was and kept catching Trout. So I quit. One of my Grandsons caught two. Most part no size. oneshot

So put some spore been getting bunch of Wine Caps. oneshot

We use NWS and they use us. We have monitors throughout the area that we and NWS uses. When ever we go in it is Radar, NWS and our Monitors. Usually have at least 5 people there. I use to be a trained spotter but I can't drive anymore. My wife was in Springfield working was called in on a Hostage situation in Lebanon. They had her in charge of the Command Center. oneshot

They watch Radar to give warnings if something is going to happen. Yesterday my wife was in Springfield working. Had to come to Lebanon because of a Hostage situation. Guy shot his girlfriend and after 4 hours shot himself. The girlfriend was still alive but not looking good for her. oneshot

Congratulations! I haven't went for years no longer hear any Gobbling or see any around here. oneshot

Plumbing hasn't worked for years. oneshot

Want to wish my wife a Happy Anniversary I have put up with her for 42 years. oneshot

I didn't inhale!

My Grandma had some plants by the Park in Boonville. Well she didn't know what she was growing. oneshot

Actually didn't feel it when he stuck me. It actually felt better than the arm. oneshot

Had to go to Springfield for a shot. Get down there this Nurse had me drop my drawers and hold on to a cabinet. Oneshot we need to relax. Let me see you are about to stick me in the butt. It's not happening. oneshot