Well, that went buzzing right by ya didn’t it?
Now, reread what you just said. Then use that same scenario only add a mask to the lumber yard clerk. Well, looky there. Your chances of bringing it home were greatly reduced. And all lived happily ever after.
Then she got caught in bed with the lumber yard clerk and now they are both dead. But nobody could identify the perp because he had a mask on. Saved again!