Now how am ever supposed to goad you into making an butt of yourself when you keep poppin off with sensible crap like this? Quit being so logical and start thinking with your testosterone like a good boy...
Hmmm, defense of the MDC as well as 3rd grade humor?
You've been hanging out with Chief again, haven't you? Keep layin' around with liberal dogs like us and you're bound to come home with fleas...
Man, I think for that price I could prolly train an actual frog swim out there with my hook and stick a pig for me...
Hey, if they can tap-dance the anything is possible...
"raptor violation" is probably for having a stuffed eagle or something...
Sounds to me like these two got the books thrown at them.. Which means there's a decent chunk of the story none of us will get to hear.. (I.E. They did something to MAJORLY piss off the agents/agency)