For a second I thought that said the kid you were playing with brought two goats... I thought, hmm, this could be interesting...
Pond hockey.. Is that anything like tonsil hockey or pocket pool?
All golf courses around here have persnickety owners that won't let you fish their ponds..
Did a disc-golfer steal your girlfriend or impregnate your daughter or something? lol Just curious...
It is fifty times that of a laden African lion (which can be measured most effectively in feet/hour, once they are laden they get lazy)
For a more specific answer, I shall require a shrubbery!
I mainly use the uglystick UL, but sometimes I use the longer one.... but not the real long skinny one.. (it ain't an uglystick) Unless he's a small bass..