Buckshotdad1960

I thought Crickets approach was quite cleaver. Nothing beats a little well mannered respect. Either way you do it, by knocking on the door or correspondence, with your hat in hand and a humble attitude, this will usually win the day for you. Of course in the case of more stubborn people, blackmail and kidnapping may be in order! LOL Why should they be happy! LOL

LOL I got your pm brownieman! Ok, that’s it! You’re on a 24 hour a day barn yard watch! LOL That must have been a European joke! LOL Please allow me to elaborate on my comment! When I said, (Cutely bits lip) I did not have sexual relations with that goat! LOL I was trying to be funny but sarcastic! LOL In your post you mentioned Clinton. Don’t you remember when he was trying to be cute for the ladies how he would bite his lower lip? Yes, my story was about a goat but don’t you remember Clinton using that line, I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAM, (speaking of Monica Lewinsky)? Then latter admitted he did. What a liar! My joke was a play on all that! I hated Clinton! He was the biggest liar we have had for a president yet. Every time I saw him bite his lip I began to hurl violently! I dislike his ugly wife even less and if given the life and death choice to either have sex with her or a goat, the goat would get lucky every time! LOL

LOL come on its got to cost something to climb a mountain! All paid trip to climb Mount Everest for your Father in law, $50,000 All paid trip on the space shuttle to the moon and back for your mother in law $200,000,000 Getting the phone call your father in law has died of a hart attack while watching the space shuttle blow up as you sit on your back porch. Priceless! LOL

Here is something strange. I remember as a kid watching Jock Cousteau on TV. He was really the one who gave us our first looks at what was in the oceans. It’s a fascinating world deep down under. He died some years ago and I guess his son took over. But I remember the episode where they investigated the Bermuda triangle. They found a hole in the ocean floor maybe a couple hundred feet across both ways. They maneuvered their ship into the middle of it and stopped. The surrounding water was no more that 10 or 20 feet deep. When they flew over it with their helicopter you could clearly see the ship setting over a black hole in what appeared to be a light blue sea. The odd part is that we can send a sonar pulse to the moon and back to know how far away the moon is but when they sent a sonar pulse down the hole it never came back. Why is that? Does anyone remember that episode?

Yeah, well fishingwrench, I say that everytime I see someone climb a mountain but yet theres always someone who wants to do it. Go figure? Me, i'm staying right here!

Naaa, been there done that! Only where I’m from we call them Crappie! And now…. the new…Heavy weight Bull champion of the year……………. BUCKSHOTDAD1960! Yeaaaaaaaa! Ok, I’ll watch it!

I’ve been in 25 different states and I’ve fished in all of them but two. I guess everyone has there favorite places to go and I do too. But I really like trying new places when I can! Just like deer hunting I like to try new places I’ve never seen. I’ve never done the same thing for fifty years! Are you kidding me? I need change, I need flavor, I need new stimuli! Of course the wife did take it a little hard when she found out I had five other wives! LOL

(Cutely bits lip) I did not have sexual relations with that goat! LOL Oddly enough I thought I was having a flash back today! I was driving through town. (Background info: I can spot deer like no one else you have ever met. No deer can escape my eye either moving or standing still. I can pick out body parts in thick brush while traveling at 80 miles an hour down the road from out of the corner of my eye. I have the ability to scan an area, shut my eyes, see the picture and pick out the deer. A lot of guys have trained their eye to see deer, and I know guys that are good at it, but those that I take hunting or have been with me when I point out deer describe my ability as purely magical. I don’t know about all that but I do believe I have a gift or at least an above average trained eye. Of course it’s not fool proof and I have been wrong. Sometimes mother nature can play tricks on you with shapes.) Anyway, I was driving with my son, his wife and her mother who I’d really like to trade to some Amazon head hunters for some colored frogs. LOL I was talking and didn’t even realize that I had seen it until I got a 100 or so feet passed it. I stopped in mid sentence and said I just saw a spike buck lying down by a gate. My son and his wife, firm believers, hit the gong, bowed and said Sensei! But that hackling hag in the back seat laughed and said, we’re in town, how’s there going to be a deer in town? You must be having a flash back from 70’s! I laughed like Popeye, UG UG UG UG UG UG UG and said WHAT WOULD I BE DOING TAKING YOUR MEDS? Then slammed the breaks and did a u turn! When I did she spilled her Pepsi all over herself and screamed WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU ON CRACK! Just at that moment I happen to spot a little ditch where I was sure no one would find her body for quite some time but lucky for her I decided to settle for showing her that I had seen a deer instead! LOL Now we all know that there are more deer around town than there are in the deep woods so it’s not impossible for that deer to have been hit by a car and be lying there dieing. After all we’re not talking the middle of down town Springfield here, we’re talking the edge of a small country town, so I drove back. But to my surprise I was wrong! DEAD WRONG! It wasn’t a spike buck at all. It was a brown goat with its back to us lying in the weeds tied to a gate. What it was doing there I have no idea but you had to get up on it to see what it was cuzz from a distance it looked just like a deer. Well that made her day and I had to eat crow but at least I could still settle for the satisfaction of having spilled pop all over her and the lucky find of that ditch just incase! LOL

Wow! Even I thought that was cool! But……What if you’re a normal person and let’s say you like to crappie fish. What do you got then? Huh? Come on! You can do it! Come on! Make me happy! LOL

Hey, shouldn’t crickets stay away from the water? I mean……..Bluegills….HELLO! Why in my head am I picturing Walt Disney’s Jiminy cricket’s body with Fishingcrickts face? LOL I need a Beer! Wait....I don't drink. I need some drugs! Wait....I don't do drugs.............Where the hell is Eric when you need him? ERIC!..... COME OUT AND CORRUPT ME!! LOL

Utterly amazing! Fact is stranger than fiction on planet earth! Just yet more proof that there is a God! I DON”T CARE WHAT YOU HEATHENS SAY! LOL

Well, since you’re obviously a rookie cat fisherman it only makes sense that you should get out of the house more! LOL Don’t worry I’ve got just the spot to change all that! http://www.catfish-guide.com/id19.htm At the top of the page click on Photographs, on next page click on the galleries. If that doesn’t sell you on the idea then take her bird watching! LOL BUTT leave the owls alone!!LOL If you go hook one for old Buckshot!

How did the eels get in the pond and are you saying they spawn in the pond? If not how do they keep getting in the pond.

That’s interesting, did you know you can catch Bats on Rod and Reel? It of course takes some doing; you’ll make quite a few casts before you get close enough to one to even have a chance at doing it do to the erratic flying behavior of the bat. If it wasn’t for a wild story and a bet over a girl at the age of 14 we still probably wouldn’t know that this is even possible. Here’s how you do it. As a kid we trout fished a creek that ran through town and just before dark the bats would come out and fly around as you say catching moths and bugs of some kind over the water. We took treble hooks and Velveeta cheese. Then by sight pick our bat, anticipate where it would be two seconds in the future and then cast for that spot. If we calculated right the bat would think the soft cheese was a moth or something eatable and scoop it up. You don’t even have to set the hook they do that on their own. What a ride! The ones we caught were over water and ended up crashing in the creek. Of course I would never do anything like that now but 36 years ago as a kid I saw nothing wrong with it.

Alright what did I miss? Everyone was here even browieman! Al’s got some more interesting stuff! I see cricket’s scheduled for a drug test! Well it’s about time! LOL And while he’s there I hope they give him an anal exam too! Well….the owls want to know if he has a butt hole! LOL I wonder where the old saying “Quicker than greased owl s__t” came from?