Ronnie, there is nothing wrong with purse pants. They're my preferred shorts as well.
I, honestly, am concerned about a few spots I've seen on my neck and ears and need to schedule with a dermatologist. I don't burn, but once or maybe twice a year, but when I burn, I'm crispy for a week. I grew up playing soccer, baseball, ran track, sports 12 months a year, on top of fishing. I will do what I can to protect my skin and if I look ridiculous, so be it.