KCRIVERRAT Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 J-Stroke... how you stir your bourbon & water towards the end of your trip. Wife... what a person is called who out fishes you. #@%wife... what a person is called who reminds you of the above. Money Fish... also known as a Creek Chub. After gas, lodging, and food this is what I catch? Secret Lure... what a wife posseses. (usually in the form of a perfume.) Trolling Motor... type of engine that backs vehicles into Taney parking lots. Where's the Beef... post-spawn smallies. Farm Trout... seriously, what my wife says instead of "Far Out!" Cool Beans... seriously, wife uses this also. Hopeing she's not referring to yours truly. HUMAN RELATIONS MANAGER @ OZARK FISHING EXPEDITIONS
KCRIVERRAT Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 WMD's... Chomper Stand-Up jigheads. Drag Queen... what I call my wife when she loses a fish. Depth Finder... won't go there. Aluminum canoe... fish detractor. Paddle... what the skinny guy in back yells to his big wife up front. Jet Ski... fair game. HUMAN RELATIONS MANAGER @ OZARK FISHING EXPEDITIONS
KCRIVERRAT Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Fish On... exclamations made after encountering flying carp. Lunkers... left in the woods by the "Epic Trip" duo. O.K. I'll stop! HUMAN RELATIONS MANAGER @ OZARK FISHING EXPEDITIONS
Paola Cat Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 Power Rangers: 200+ hp bass boats running down the lake .... usually seen taking off or when returning to the tournament site Salad: Underwater vegetation that is an irritant and can cause a fish to become unbuttoned Unbuttoned: Condition when a hooked fish comes off during "the fight" Flier: Very small trout that flies through the air after the hook set .... sometimes ends up on the bank Rock Snot: Real slippery slime covering rocks in the stream-bed (usually encountered while wading) Tail Dragger: Foul hooked fish in the tail PTC: "Paper Thin Crappie" Old Smeller: Amongst other definitions .... large, dead, and bloated rough fish Old Yacky: Blue Herron Chasers: Those fish that chase the fish you're reeling in that are always bigger than the one you hooked. Used in a sentence: I was reeling in a suckerage and had a smallie chaser. Herds: Multiple "chasers" .... usually shouted out as in: There's herds of them! Throw something out there! Reflectors: Submerged aluminum cans .... also known as bottom bouncers. All Fish: Time when it is permissible for everyone to be fishing including the youngsters .... As in "this is an all fish". Yank-O-Rama: Amongst other defintions .... A condition that sometimes occurs when fishing soft hackles, cracklebacks, or stripping buggers. Refers to very hard hits when fly fishing. Used in a sentence: I was fishing in the river today and it was a real yank-o-rama ... you had to be there. Buzzers: Horse flies and assorted flying insects that buzz you while fishing Carniverous Air Force: Most frequently made in reference to deer flies. Used in a sentence: Looking to the front of canoe, it looked like the carniverous airforce had landed on Bob's back. River Dance: Wild hand and body movements used mostly when being harassed by buzzers and the carniverous airforce. Sometimes involves the "hat in hand technique". Can be followed by substantial hillarity. Blue Angels: Teal Blue Bully: Kingfisher PC Cheers. PC
twosets Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Hey Terry The reason that I have not added anything is that I know when I am outclassed. Me trying to match your humor skills would be kinda like me trying to give Bill and Phil trout fishing tips. All I am likely to add are old jokes like: The German word for Bra - Holdsemfromfloppen That operation that some women have in San Francisco - Adadictome When I get the time I will read the whole list and try to come up with something clever, but in the end I am a numbers guy. George "This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
crappiefisherman Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 OMELET<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Your starting to uspet me but OMELET slide this time [ [
strangercreek Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Taneycomo Shuffle=A way to catch fish Guaranteed Hilarious
Trav Posted January 14, 2009 Author Posted January 14, 2009 Blog is updated. Keep them coming! If anyone has a different definition for any of the ones listed, we can use them. Same goes for different names for already listed defintions. The Ozarkipedia is getting big. Any editing advice is welcome as well. "May success follow your every cast." - Trav P. Johnson
Paola Cat Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Bowling Shirt: Multi-colored fishing shirt covered in logos and patches Nest: An area where multiple fish are caught Fixin' to: About to or ready to do something as in .... "I was fixin' to change baits but then a bucketmouth blew-up on my spook". Perch Jerker: Panfisherman Roland (the famous fishing show host and tournament angler): Slang to describe the exaggeration of a fishes weight as in ..... "Bob pulled a Roland on that deal. I swear that fish was no more than 3 lbs. but Bob swears it was a 8 lbr." PC Cheers. PC
duckydoty Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Jimmy Houston'd it- The act of lifting the fish out of the water while still attached to your lure and swinging it into the boat. Wind Knot- Knots in your fly leader that are blamed on the wind (the wind did it) but usually caused by slightly deficient casting ability. A Little Rain Won't Hurt Them Fish.....They're Already Wet!! Visit my website at.. Ozark Trout Runners
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