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[Champ188]

B-b-b-baby you just ain't seen nuthin yet.

[focused fishing]

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But this thread is like a bad rash, just when you think it's going away......................SURPRISE!................it's back!............................from what I hear.

Wow, we've hit a new low BTO and Bad Rash references..... what's next blond jokes????

[Champ188]

A blonde, a mouse, a crippled giraffe and a polar bear walk into a bar ...

[motoman]

A blonde, a mouse, a crippled giraffe and a polar bear walk into a bar ...

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That's great Champ, that made me chuckle out loud. I was waiting for someone to jump in there!

[Jason Essary]

LOL, i dare not but i just have to post.

Ive been gone to ontario on a fishing trip and this is what i come back too......

Anyways, Bill, Eric, Don, you guys are great. Please dont let the 10% of the world screw up the rest of us from getting all the great info that u so happily give without asking anything in return.

And Bill, how u ever but up with all of it, ill never know. Props to you and your effort.

Thanks from the guys that care and understand.

[focused fishing]

A blonde, a mouse, a crippled giraffe and a polar bear walk into a bar ...

O.K , now I have to know the rest of the joke........

[stone9-7=2]

For the life of me I can't figure out why theses so called fisherman would moan & groan about free fishing info or b#$%h to you about lodging & where are theses idiots that complain.

Why don't they come on here & speak up??

I don't fish the rock but I do enjoy the info you all post.

May the B#$%hers go fishless. LOL Serve them right.

[Fly_Guy]

O.K , now I have to know the rest of the joke........

The crippled giraffe says "I need a drink with a long straw - bad neck." The barman says "I have it when animals try to speak human language. Order like you would if you were talking to another giraffe!" The giraffe shuggs and makes several breying sounds. "That's better" says the the barman, and gives the giraffe a drink with a long straw.

The polar bear says "I'll be needing extra ice" The barman says "I have it when animals try to speak human language. Order like you would if you were talking to another polar bear!" The bear says "Roar, roar, roar roar roar". "That's better" says the barman, and gives the polar bear a drink with extra ice.

The mouse says "I just need a thimble full" The barman says "I have it when animals try to speak human language. Order like you would if you were talking to another mouse!" The mouse says "squeek, squeek squeek!" "That's better" says the barman, and gives the mouse a thimble of ale.

The barman then turns to the blond and says, "Now what can I get you, sweetie?" The blond casts a nervous glance toward the the animals and says "Well, I was at the mall the other day and saw this cute little outfit - it looked simply devine and I had to try it on, ect..."